And if you have any issues with my English, feel free to correct me here as well! I'm an ESL speaker(?) and it sometimes takes me a while to arrange my tenses (YES, THIS SPECIFICALLY. GODDAMN TENSES) and to sort through all those gosh-darn colloquialisms and idiomatic expressions. A dog in the hand is worth two in the bush? Errors, especially funny or embarrassing ones, should be compiled and preserved here for posterity.
You don't have to be nice but I'd thank you to be polite when dropping by!
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